6 reasons why I workout

Before you guys read this and get completely bent out of shape about it…this is just my reasoning. My opinions. People can have different views on things such as why they work out but these are MINE. Don’t take offense to it if you don’t agree, that’s fine. I respect everyone’s opinion.

1. Muffin tops ain’t cute

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You guys ever heard of that phrase, “real girls have curves”? First off, no. I hate when people say that because 1. It is stating that those women who do not possess such physical attribute are not real. It’s as if they’re some sort of mythical creatures that only exist as for the sake of a meme. 2. I don’t care what anyone says but muffin tops (the thing that many people/women consider as a “curve”) is NOT CUTE. Extra flub over your pants is not something to be proud of. I’m not saying that everyone should be a size 2, but please consider looking in the mirror before going out in public. Or buy bigger jeans if you don’t want to work out. For me, I like fitting into my jeans and I know that if I have a muffin top, it’s time for me to get my happy ho-ho eating butt to the gym and make that flub cry because I refuse to waste my hard earned money on a bigger size. My body was made to fit into this specific size and I’m not going to let my unhealthy habits diminish that.

2. Be as bouncy as the energizer bunny
Endorphins are the best drug that you can take that are cheap and won’t kill you. The high that I get after a great workout is unexplainable. Just kidding, let me see if I can explain this: example, after a good leg workout—my legs might be jello-y and I may walk as if I have a stick shoved inbetween my buttocks but the sweat that is secreting from my body is giving me this glow that no lotion could make happen. I may stink but pot stinks too. My head feels a bit light but not the kind that makes you pass out. I smile, for no reason. It’s like my cheeks just naturally expand in an upward U’ because I think subconsciously I know I accomplished something. My eyes might look glistened but that’s just natural tears that comes from feeling like a badass. On top of that, I don’t get hungover from this—matter of fact, I get energized. I don’t need a coffee, or an energy drink because the endorphins are enough.

3. Me against Natural Skinnies
All throughout highschool, I have been that girl that can eat whatever I want, whenever I want, and not worry about my weight. Well, that freaking changed. Suddenly, I eat a french fry and I gain 2lbs in the tummy. WHAT! It goes to show that not all of us are blessed with a ridiculous godgifted metabolism that has the natural superpower to shit fat out like a bad bean burrito from taco night. Most of us have to actually work to maintain the body of a 17 yr old and I am part of that majority. My sister can eat three big macs in one sitting and she won’t gain an ounce. (LIFE ISN’T FAIR!) Which goes to my next reasoning..

4. Skinny Fat is real!

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Nothing drives me crazier than when I tell people about how much I need to workout and they say stuff like, “well it’s easier for you because you’re already skinny!” HELLO!! I JUST DRESS THE PART! I may be small but back to my first point, muffin tops ain’t cute. Also, just because someone is skinny than that makes working out easier for them? The audacity of the skinnies to be working out! My natural body frame might be small but it doesn’t mean that everything is as tight as it should be. There is such a thing called “skinny fat” and that’s when you’re small but completely and utterly unhealthy. Again, it really all depends on the body type. It’s not about being skinny or fat but mostly about being healthy. REMEMBER THAT.

5. Don’t be a hypocrite
I’m a jerk. Completely asshole. I’ll be the first to admit it. I might look at you weird if you’re huffing and puffing walking around the mall. I will shake my head if I see that you’re overweight and having a McDonalds bag in your hand. I might even make a fat joke or two about my friends who needs that extra motivation to go lift something more than a remote or a cheeseburger. One thing I won’t do though is laugh or make fun of anyone who is at the gym. It shows that they are taking the initiative to change their life for the better and everyone has to start somewhere. The only reason why I feel (and you all can completely disagree with me but I know you assholes all do it too) that I can poke fun of people is because I’ve been there! I have been the girl that eats two helpings of fatty cakes and been out of breath walking up the stairs but I did something to change it. I can’t make fun of someone for eating McDonalds if I’m going to go do the same thing in 2 hours. It’s just not cool to be a hypocrite. It’s almost like a right of passage once you’ve worked out—you earn the right to make fun of the unhealthy fat bodies. But pick and choose how to make fun of someone, I would recommend doing it behind their back and not to their actual face for the chance that they may sit on you. Seriously, you can be a jerk but don’t be a douche.

6. I want to be some trending motivational tumblr picture thingy

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Guys, this is serious. I would love to be one of those girls whose picture is what people put those gym quotes. Like, PICTURE -> Because squats. Or something like that. I want to be someone’s inspiration and motivation to be better. So many people have influenced me in a positive way that I want to be that for someone else. The most rewarding part from being physically fit is knowing that other people know. I don’t care what folks might think and say about “it’s all about what makes you happy”…because this would make me happy. When someone, someday, tells me that I’ve inspired them.

Until next time – Follow my fitness ig @TobePerFit!